Questions for the ages


Can you help an old, uneducated, retired log truck driver?

How come in politics if you can’t blind them with brilliance, you can buffalo them with B.S.?

How come a person can drive one particular car for 400,000 miles without needing any repairs and the manufacturer gets the credit for building a wonderful car. The same person can drive the next car for 100,000 miles and lots of expensive maintenance and it is the driver’s fault?

If one goose is a goose and two gooses are geese and one grouse is a grouse, why aren’t two grouse grease?

Are the signs posted along highways and city streets the maximum or minimum speed limits? The way some people drive you can’t tell.

If it takes different strokes for different folks to make the world go around, would it stop turning if we all thought, believed and acted the same?

A man marries a woman hoping she will never change. A woman marries a man hoping to change him.

If walking is such a good cheap exercise why don’t people put their shopping carts back to a collection area?

Thank you for any help you can give me.

James W. Miller

Hoquiam